I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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