So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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