can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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