Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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