PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
