if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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