i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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