I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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