You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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