did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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