these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
