it wasn't lemon gatorade
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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