the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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