What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Randomize
