is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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