You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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