it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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