he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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