how can u be prego again
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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