I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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