go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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