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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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