bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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