IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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