and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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