Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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