He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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