i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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