He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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