Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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