i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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