how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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