im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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