Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He shit in the fireplace
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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