It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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