i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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