If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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