Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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