You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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