i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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