Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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