we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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