Your dad touched me again.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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