singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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