just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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