what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Two words: nipple clamps
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