Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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