Where did you get a picture of my penis
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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