you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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