So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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