If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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