I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Randomize
