I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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